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humor The Beaverton 2026-03-25

Loblaws: 'We're pretty sure Canadians won't notice coconuts are Canadian... again, after the first time.'

Canada's largest grocery store chain claims its domestic product labelling scheme is foolproof, but we're not buying it. Evidently, they forgot the Great Canadian Pineapple Debacle of 2018.


<p>ETOBICOKE, ON &#8211; Despite individual stores receiving fines for mislabelling some foods as Canadian, Loblaws head office remains confident that Canadian shoppers will not notice their new policy of labelling coconuts, pineapples, and imported Dutch gouda as domestic products. While the Canadian Food Inspection Agency says it&#8217;s handed out $47,000 in fines since last April [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/03/loblaws-pretty-sure-people-wont-care-that...

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