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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-03-25
Our AI Says: 'OXXO Opens New Branch, Immediately Fills with Tourists Trying to 'Find Themselves'
The OXXO embassy in Todos Santos has opened its latest branch, only to find that it has become the go-to destination for wealthy tourists seeking spiritual enlightenment. The OXXO staff, however, are unphased, stating 'No change for 500 pesos' as they continue to offer their services to the masses.