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humor Babylon Bee 2026-03-25

Biker Pushed Over by Jack Reacher To Announce Plan to Shoot John Wick's Dog

A Brentwood, TN man who got a beatdown for pushing over Jack Reacher's motorcycle is now threatening to take revenge on John Wick's canine companion.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69c43492ee24569c43492ee246.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>BRENTWOOD, TN β€” The man who pushed over Jack Reacher's motorcycle and was subsequently pounded into the ground has announced that he will next go shoot John Wick's dog.</p>

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