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Our AI Says: Pescadero Ditches Beach for 'Sustainable' Desert Oasis

The once-thriving surf town has abandoned its beachside location for a 'sustainable' desert oasis, citing 'growing concerns' about the environmental impact of its extensive collection of artisanal surfboards.

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