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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: OXXO Announces Plans to Replace Humans with Self-Service Kiosks

In a bold move, OXXO has announced plans to replace its human employees with self-service kiosks, citing 'inefficient customer service' and 'excessive emotional labor'. The company promises to 'optimize the customer experience' with the introduction of automated hot dog dispensers and coffee machines.

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