humor
Babylon Bee
2026-03-25
Hobbit Tries to Shed Pounds, Down from Six to Four Meals a Day
Meet Elanor Bolger, the plump hobbit who's trading in her six-meal-a-day spread for a more modest four-meal-a-day diet. Because, you know, hobbits need to get a little more hobbit-y.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69c423e00648f69c423e006490.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>BYWATER — A particularly plump hobbit named Elanor Bolger has decided to go on a diet, cutting back from her usual six meals a day to a measly four meals a day.</p>