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Babylon Bee
2026-03-25
TSA Honeymoon Bliss: Couple Spends Two Weeks in Security Line
Newlyweds Brandon and Amelia Stockwell got hitched and spent their honeymoon stuck in TSA purgatory.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69c41f6b1206069c41f6b12061.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>HOUSTON, TX — Local newlyweds Brandon and Amelia Stockwell reported having the time of their lives during a romantic two-week honeymoon spent entirely in the TSA security line at Houston Hobby.</p>