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humor El Deforma 2026-03-25

Cristiano Ronaldo: Portugal's Team Lands in Mexico, Fans Expect a Special Arrival

When Cristiano Ronaldo didn't show up at the Mexico airport, fans were left wondering if he was hiding with the luggage or taking a private jet. One fan even started doing a 'Ronaldo dance' to see if that would prompt his arrival.


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