In a shocking turn of events, a group of Cerritos residents have been unable to agree on what to do with their 500 pesos bill, sparking a heated debate about the value of cash versus digital payments. One resident, Juan, insisted on paying with a combination of cash and artisanal honey, while another, Maria, demanded a 10% discount for 'being a good sport'. The dispute has left the town's economy on the brink of collapse, as residents struggle to decide whether to spend their hard-earned cash or invest in cryptocurrency.