When two bad seasons aren't enough, you just trade in your baseball for a ball and a hoop. The Chicago White Sox are ditching MLB for the WNBA to boost playoff hopes – because who needs a winning streak when you can wear leggings?

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69c419937672f69c4199376730.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>CHICAGO, IL — In the wake of two historically bad seasons, the owner of the Chicago White Sox has reportedly opted to enter his team into the WNBA to improve their chances.</p>