Florida Senate Says 'Hey, We're Good on Cousin Marriages, Thanks'
A bill to ban first cousin marriages in Florida tanked, because why fix what ain't broke, right? It seems the state's okay with having relatives with weird eyes.
<p>A bill to ban marriage between first cousins failed to pass in the Florida Senate, allowing the state to remain one of more than a dozen in the U.S. where marrying oneβs first cousin is legal. What do you think?</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/florida-bill-to-ban-first-cousin-marriage-fails-to-pass/">Florida Bill To Ban First Cousin Marriage Fails To Pass</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>A bill to ban marriage between first cousins faile...