ICE agents take over airport security lines, making them virtually nonexistent, because who needs to wait when you can be kidnapped?

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<p>SAN FRANCISCO &#8211; In a happy turn of events, airline passengers boarding flights across the United States reported almost no lineups for airport security &#8211; especially once ICE agents had wrestled most of the other customers to the ground and dragged them into the backs of unmarked vans. “That was definitely the fastest I’ve ever [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/03/airport-security-lineups-in-us-vastly-reduced-after-ice-agents-kidnap-most-traveller...