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Babylon Bee
2026-03-25
Trump gets Crocs to claim he didn't wear boots in Iran
The Pentagon's new footwear solution lets Trump say he's not 'boots on the ground' in Iran without actually saying it.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69c40fb7060cb69c40fb7060cc.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>IRAN — The Pentagon has issued Crocs to the 82nd Airborne Division in order to allow President Trump to truthfully say that he has not put any boots on the ground.</p>