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humor The Onion 2026-03-25

White House IT Guy Sends Out Memo: 'Please Don't Click on Hot Preteen Links, We Have to Restart the Server'

The White House IT guy's memo about child porn was just a thinly veiled threat to employees who dare click on suspicious links, and honestly, who hasn't been there?


<p>WASHINGTON—Warning administration members that the unauthorized websites were not supposed to be accessed by work computers, White House IT guy Jason Kellerman reportedly sent out a memo Wednesday reminding staff about child porn. &#8220;Keep in mind that every website you go to while on the White House network, even while using incognito mode, is cached [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/white-house-it-guy-sends-out-reminder-memo-about-child-porn/">White House IT Guy Sen...

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