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humor The Onion 2026-03-25

Economists Sound Alarm: Friend's Son from Business School Still Can't Find Job

A group of economists are flabbergasted that their friend's son, a MIT grad, can't find a job, questioning America's employment prospects.


<p>NEW YORK—Raising the alarm about an increasingly unstable labor market, economists at Columbia University warned in a report published Wednesday that even their friend’s son who went to business school hadn&#8217;t been able to find a job. “Americans’ employment prospects must be truly dire if Natalie’s son Trevor is still stuck working at Best Buy,” [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/economists-warn-that-even-their-friends-son-who-went-to-business-school-cant-find-a-job/...

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