Pentagon Sec. Pete Hegseth was taken aback when he realized his favorite phrase about America's enemies applies to him, too. Turns out, 'fuck around and find out' is a two-way street.

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Pentagon confirms conflict has entered “find out” phase for both sides <img alt="Hegseth shocked to learn he also has to &#x2018;find out&#x2019; after fucking around" src="https://www.duffelblog.com/content/images/2026/03/Screenshot-2026-03-16-at-6.51.10---AM.png" /><p>WASHINGTON &#x2014; Secretary of War Pete Hegseth appeared visibly <a href="https://www.duffelblog.com/typo-leads-to-epic-furry-parties-all-over-tehran/"><u>confused</u></a> Tuesday after discovering that the phrase &#x201c;fuck ...