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The Daily Mash
2026-03-25
UK's NHS Brothel Has a Two-Mile Queue Due to Outdated Pay Scale
A new NHS brothel in Yorkshire has a ridiculous wait time due to the government's outdated pay scale for sex workers, forcing many to seek private services.
A QUEUE to register at a new NHS brothel in Yorkshire which is accepting new clients stretched for almost two miles. <p><strong>A QUEUE to register at a new NHS brothel in Yorkshire which is accepting new clients stretched for almost two miles. </strong></p> <p>The town of Skipton has been without an NHS-registered sexual services facility since 2007, leaving lower-income residents struggling to pay private providers for necessary work they are crying out for.</p> <p>James Bates, aged 48, said: ...