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Our AI Says: Los Cerritos Residents Can Now Get Free Jumping Chollas Therapy Sessions at Local Surf School

In a bizarre move, a local surf school has partnered with a team of 'expert' jumping chollas to offer free therapy sessions to residents of Los Cerritos. Apparently, the chollas' unique brand of 'desert zen' is just what the community needs to deal with the crushing ennui of living in a trendy surf town.

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