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humor The Daily Mash 2026-03-25

Ask Your Slumlord Dad for a Mortgage, Trump Suggests

Donald Trump advises first-time buyers to ask their property magnate dads for help, because why not?


BRITISH mortgage rates are shooting up like a Patriot missile because of war in Iran. So Donald Trump, always focused on the bottom line and the little guy, has advice. <p><strong>BRITISH mortgage rates are shooting up like a Patriot missile because of war in Iran. So Donald Trump, always focused on the bottom line and the little guy, has advice:ย </strong></p> <p><strong>Ask your property magnate father for help</strong></p> <p>Your fatherโ€™s a slumlord, right? I mean he really ought to be or wha...

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