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humor The Shovel 2026-03-25

Trump Unleashes Epstein Files to Distract from Iran and Reveal He's Been Taking Mysterious Business Calls from Bill Clinton

In a bizarre move, Trump releases Epstein Files to shift attention from Iran and Iran-related conspiracy theories, all while dodging questions about his own dubious Iran policy. Meanwhile, he somehow manages to link Bill Clinton to Iran, Iran to climate change, and Iran to a mysterious, fatal egg.


<p>In a totally out-of-character backflip, President Trump announced that he&#8217;d ordered the entirety of the Epstein Files to be released, which we should all talk about for a bit. Speaking from the White House briefing room, Trump declared that after months of Democrats shamelessly trying to cover up the truth, the millions of unredacted Epstein [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theshovel.com.au/2026/03/19/trump-releases-epstein-files-to-distract-from-iran/">Trump Releases Epstein ...

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