Bezos Blames Record Profits for Layoffs, because What's a Little Bloodshed When You're Making Money?

Amazon's Jeff Bezos is using the classic 'it's not our fault, we're just super successful' excuse to cut more jobs, because why not?

<p>TORONTO – After another quarter of rapid growth and impressive profits, Amazon’s CEO Jeff Bezos has announced the company must immediately do another round of layoffs. The announcement comes just months after all of the Amazon executives and board were forced to meet in Venice following Bezos’ wedding. During that meeting, they spoke about their […]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/03/ceo-blames-current-round-of-layoffs-on-record-profits/" rel="nofo...

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