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humor The Shovel 2026-03-25

Australia Post Driver Spends All Evening Filling in 'Sorry We Missed You' Cards

Parcel delivery driver Tom Wellston is pre-filling 'Sorry We Missed You' cards the night before to save time, because who needs human interaction?


<p>In a move that he claims will increase efficiency, parcel delivery driver Tom Wellston has begun filling in “Sorry We Missed You” cards the night before, rather than doing them one-by-one when he arrives at each property during his shift.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theshovel.com.au/2026/03/19/australia-post-driver-spends-evening-pre-filling-in-sorry-we-missed-you-cards/">Australia Post Driver Spends Evening Pre-Filling In ‘Sorry We Missed You’ Cards Before Tomorrow’s Shift</a> appeared ...

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