Trump thought a breeze was a sign of progress with patio umbrellas, because why not?

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<p>Donald Trump’s supposed ‘talks’ with Iranian officials were actually with a bunch of patio umbrellas in a White House courtyard, it has emerged.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theshovel.com.au/2026/03/25/they-looked-iranian-trump-negotiating-with-white-house-patio-umbrellas/">“They Looked Iranian”: Security Footage Shows Trump Negotiating With White House Patio Umbrellas for Six Hours</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theshovel.com.au">The Shovel</a>.</p> <p>Donald Trump’s supposed ‘ta...