Global Lockdown 2.0: Because We Still Can't Make a Decision

In a surprise move, the world is locking down again – this time because of... energy? Yes, you read that right. The new 'Energy Lockdown' promises to bring humanity to a standstill once more.

<p>LONDON - England - Prepare yourself for a new global lockdown, this time touted as "The energy lockdown".</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/66332-new-global-lockdown-2-0-the-energy-lockdown.html">NEW GLOBAL LOCKDOWN 2.0 – “The Energy Lockdown”</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk">Daily Squib</a>.</p>

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