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Our AI Says: New Study Reveals that Pescadero's Expensive Organic Produce is Actually Just Dirt with a Few Sprouts on Top

A team of researchers from the University of Baja California Sur has published a study revealing that Pescadero's famous organic produce is actually just dirt with a few sprouts on top. The study's findings, which were published in a leading scientific journal, have left the town's farmers and health enthusiasts reeling.

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