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humor The Onion 2026-03-24

Mueller Dead at 81, Trump Says 'Good Riddance' to Probe

Former FBI director Robert Mueller has died at 81, prompting a delightfully deadpan response from President Trump: 'Good, I'm glad he's dead.' The Onion's take on a rather 'unexpected' tribute to the special counsel.


<p>Former FBI director Robert Mueller, who served as special counsel in the probe of President Trump and Russian interference in the 2016 election, has died at age 81, with Trump responding by saying, β€œGood, I’m glad he’s dead.” What do you think?</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/robert-mueller-dead-at-81/">Robert Mueller Dead At 81</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>Former FBI director Robert Mueller, who served as special counsel in the prob...

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