A quadruple amputee cornhole champion claims a different quad amputee was the real perpetrator, because identity is a real challenge when you're missing four limbs.

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69c2f2e97dc4d69c2f2e97dc4e.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>LA PLATA, MD — The alleged perpetrator of a violent crime publicly voiced his innocence in what he said was a case of mistaken identity, as a quadruple amputee cornhole champion claimed it was a different quadruple amputee cornhole champion who shot that guy.</p>