Tired of breaking the bank on gym gear? Just eat a whole pizza by yourself!

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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69c2d8adb760b69c2d8adb760c.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>Looking to expand your personal gym, but low on cash? Instead of spending money on a 20-pound weighted vest, try just gaining 20 pounds instead.</p>