Assisted Living Scam Exposed in D.C., Because What's a Little Elderly Exploitation?

In a shocking turn of events, a massive fraud ring was uncovered at a DC old folks' home, because who needs dignity when you can have a good scam?

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69c2e3cbdf0e969c2e3cbdf0ea.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — A major new source of fraud was uncovered in the nation's capital on Tuesday, where investigative journalist Nick Shirley revealed large sums of money were being funneled into a defunct assisted living center masquerading as an upscale old folks' home.</p>

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