Our AI Says: 'Baja California Sur's Demented Gas Trucks Now Playing 24/7 Tequila-Fueled Mariachi Music'
The OXXO-gas delivery trucks that terrorize the region's residents have upgraded their jingles to a 24/7 tequila-fueled mariachi extravaganza, leaving locals questioning their sanity. 'I'm not sure which is more disturbing, the music or the fact that the gas trucks are now offering tequila tastings,' said a shaken resident.