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humor El Deforma 2026-03-24

Revendedores of False Tickets Sue PROFECO for 'Fraud' After Ronaldo No-Show

After Cristiano Ronaldo cancels his Mexico appearance, ticket sellers claim the government misled them with false advertising and are now suing the PROFECO for 'fraud'. They're having a field day, claiming the experience is like buying a Simpsons action figure that's broken and then denying it when someone asks about it.


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