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Babylon Bee
2026-03-24
TSA Closes, Chick-Fil-A Takes Over: Wait Times Vanish Instantly
In a bizarre turn of events, Chick-fil-A employees have taken over TSA checkpoints, eradicating wait times for anxious travelers. It's a win for frazzled flyers, and a mystery for everyone else.
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69c2b7b4cf61f69c2b7b4cf620.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — Chick-fil-A employees began taking over TSA duties at the beginning of the week, and airline passengers noted that wait times were eliminated almost immediately.</p>