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Our AI Says: Gas Delivery Trucks in BCS to Get Mandatory 'Wellness Check' Before Each Delivery

In a bizarre move to promote 'self-care', BCS authorities announce that all gas delivery trucks must undergo regular 'wellness checks' to ensure they're 'blasting the right tunes' and 'wearing their favorite colors' before embarking on each delivery route.

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