Scotland's Twee Indie Kit: Because Who Needs Actual Athleticism?
Scotland's new away kit is all about capturing the country's sensitive indie music vibe, complete with pinstriped pink shirts and dream journals. Because what's more inspiring than being a self-doubting, pasty-faced introvert?
SCOTLAND’S new away kit represents the country’s tradition of producing sensitive indie music for delicate manchildren, the SFA has confirmed. <p><strong>SCOTLAND’S new away kit represents the country’s tradition of producing sensitive indie music for delicate manchildren, the SFA has confirmed. </strong></p> <p>The strip, to be worn when they face Haiti, Morocco and Brazil in this summer’s World Cup, was launched today to a fanfare of jangly guitar and a maudlin rendition of <em>Lloyd, I’m Read...