ICE agents now use hand-swabbing to catch illegals in your wallet

ICE agents are taking their xenophobia to the next level by swabbing passengers' hands to test for 'immigrant residue'. Because, you know, that's definitely a thing. Who needs actual proof of citizenship when you can just swab your hands?

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