humor
Babylon Bee
2026-03-24
Airport Terrorist Drops Plot After 3 Hours of Security Line Hell
A would-be terrorist got stuck in the TSA line and decided to call off their attack - because, honestly, who has time for that?
<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69c2afa52478969c2afa52478a.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>NEW YORK, NY — A terrorist became frustrated and decided the attack he had been planning wasn't worth the trouble after spending three hours in the TSA line at the airport.</p>