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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-03-24

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: 'La Paz Residents Reveal Secret to Staying Young: Drinking Only 500 Pesos Worth of Tequila per Month'.

A recent survey has found that La Paz residents who drink only 500 pesos worth of tequila per month are experiencing 'remarkable rejuvenation'. The town's 'Tequila Wellness Program' has seen a significant increase in 'tequila-fueled meditation' and 'spiritual growth'.

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