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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-03-24

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: 'Pescadero Surfers Sued for 'Unfairly Exposing' Los Cerritos Locals to the 'Crushing Weight of Their Own Perfection'.

A recent lawsuit has been filed against a group of Pescadero surfers, alleging they 'deliberately and with great malice' exposed Los Cerritos residents to the 'overwhelming burden of their own unattainable surf goals'. The plaintiffs claim this has led to 'irreparable emotional damage'.

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