Trump awarded Medal of Honor for locating a CW5, because who needs ceremony when you've got coffee?

Donald Trump gets a Medal of Honor for finding a Chief Warrant Officer 5, which is basically the ultimate party pooper, and we can't even

Military stunned after warrant officer appears somewhere on time <img alt="Trump awarded Medal of Honor for locating a CW5" src="https://www.duffelblog.com/content/images/2026/03/Screenshot-2026-03-08-at-2.48.10---PM.png" /><p>MAR-A-LAGO — The White House announced Monday that <a href="https://www.duffelblog.com/trump-like-guys-not-killed-combat/" rel="noreferrer">President Donald Trump</a> will be awarded the Medal of Honor after becoming the only person in America to successfully locate...

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