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humor Le Gorafi 2026-03-24

Toad-ally Desperate: Dati Offers to Sell Louvre's Jewels for Top Minster Post

In a satirical twist, former French Culture Minister Rachida Dati offers to sell the Louvre's priceless jewels in exchange for a top ministerial post, complete with a ridiculous non-negotiable: not the agriculture ministry. Meanwhile, she claims to have purchased the stolen gems on a second-hand platform, because who needs actual proof?


<p>Après le camouflet infligé par Emmanuel Grégoire aux municipales, Rachida Dati a montré qu’elle était prête à tout pour retrouver une place au gouvernement.</p> <p>L’article <a href="https://www.legorafi.fr/2026/03/24/rachida-dati-promet-de-rendre-les-bijoux-du-louvre-en-echange-dun-poste-de-ministre/" rel="nofollow">Rachida Dati promet de rendre les bijoux du Louvre en échange d’un poste de ministre</a> est apparu en premier sur <a href="https://www.legorafi.fr" rel="nofollow">Le Gorafi.fr G...

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