President Trump's outrageous claim about having sex with an angel sends markets soaring, only to be swiftly grounded by subsequent revelations it might have been an alien.

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<p>NEW YORK—In what came as a welcome shock to investors amid recent dips in the global economy, markets reportedly surged Tuesday after President Donald Trump wrote in a Truth Social Post that he&#8217;d had sex with an angel. &#8220;I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS AN ANGEL HAS VISITED ME IN [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/markets-surge-after-trump-claims-he-had-sex-with-an-angel/">Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel</a> appeared ...