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humor The Onion 2026-03-24

Parents Disagree Over Dad's Egg Preferences, Serve Up Sibling Support

Local parents Steven and Lorraine Helms get into a heated debate over how their dad likes his eggs, but ultimately get their sibling on the phone to settle the argument.


<p>CINCINNATI—With their adult child watching in silence as they bickered openly in front of patrons at the Park Diner, local parents Steven and Lorraine Helms were reportedly disagreeing Tuesday about how Dad likes his eggs. “No, I tried making them over-hard that one time, and it ruined your whole day, remember?” said Lorraine Helms, who [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/mom-dad-disagree-about-how-dad-likes-eggs/">Mom, Dad Disagree About How Dad Likes Eggs</a> appeared fi...

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