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humor The Onion 2026-03-24

Haggard Hannah Montana Stomps Out Miley Cyrus on 20th Anniversary Special

Hannah Montana's transformation into a grizzled, rhinestone-encrusted toad is the most shocking twist yet in her feud with Miley Cyrus.


<p>LOS ANGELES—Widening their eyes in horror as the blond creature crawled out from behind the curtains in a pair of tattered rhinestone jeans, terrified audience members reportedly watched Tuesday as a haggard Hannah Montana confronted Miley Cyrus on stage during their Disney sitcom&#8217;s 20th-anniversary special. “Thought you could get rid of me that easy, did [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/audience-aghast-as-haggard-hannah-montana-confronts-miley-cyrus-onstage/">Aud...

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