War Department Admits to Ongoing 'Situationship' with Iran

The Department of War is having trouble explaining the US-Iran situation, so it's just calling it a 'hostile situationship' to avoid congressional oversight. Yeah, because that's totally a thing now.

Officials say situation best described as “hostile situationship” to avoid congressional involvement <img alt="Department of War confirms ongoing war not a war" src="https://www.duffelblog.com/content/images/2026/03/Screenshot-2026-03-10-at-7.27.39---AM.png" /><p>WASHINGTON — <a href="https://www.duffelblog.com/department-of-war-loses-access-to-1-trillion-dod-budget-after-name-change/" rel="noreferrer">The Department of War</a> is still struggling to explain what is happening with Iran wh...

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