Toad's AI Say: BCS Congress Approves Bichir's 'I'm Still Alive' Act
In a major victory for Bichir, the BCS Congress has approved the 'I'm Still Alive' Act, which guarantees the Bichir actor's continued employment despite his recent near-fatal fall from a building. The law also establishes a new national holiday in Bichir's honor, which will be celebrated annually with a nationwide 'I'm Still Alive' chant.