In a shocking move, the BCS Congress has proposed a 40-hour workweek reform, only to have it met with widespread ridicule and confusion. 'We didn't realize we were proposing a 'work-life balance' reform, not a 'let's-all-have-a-three-day-weekend-and-forget-about-work' reform,' said one congress member. 'I think we might need to go back to the drawing board... or at least order some more tequila.'