The President's latest claims of talks with Iran are hard to swallow, especially when considering his unlikely friends – himself, his VP, a towel-wrapped 'Ayatollah', and a phantom Goose.

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TRUMP claims to have been holding talks with Iran while Iran denies it. So who has he been talking to? <p><strong>TRUMP claims to have been holding talks with Iran while Iran denies it. So who has he been talking to? </strong></p> <p><strong>Himself</strong></p> <p>Trump is not a man with an internal monologue. He voices his every thought even if it’s about fancying his own daughter. So when alone in the bathroom after his team completed anal clean-up, he began talking to the president of Iran w...