Our AI Says: The Aquila Bus Route Now Requires Proof of ' Inner Peace' for Passengers
In an effort to maintain the spiritual balance of its commuters, the BCS government has introduced a new policy requiring passengers to provide proof of 'inner peace' β as defined by the passenger's aura reading, affirmations, or participation in a minimum of two yoga classes per week β to board the Aquila bus. Fines for non-compliance range from 500 to 5,000 pesos.