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humor The Needling 2026-03-24

Mariners Marketing Dept. Too Nervous to Publish Beef Bowl Promotion, Prioritize Food Packaging

The Mariners' marketing team is having cold feet about promoting their new Randy-Dumper Beef Bowl, opting instead to focus on selling overpriced food instead of winning a World Series


After revealing a slate of exciting new menu items including a Washington State Ferry food tray Tuesday, the Mariners are reportedly still too nervous to hit publish on their Randy-Dumper Beef Bowl promotion. โ€œLook, we know itโ€™ll be as big of a hit as the ferry boatload of food tray to really play up this [&#8230;] <p class="">After revealing a slate of exciting new menu items including a Washington State Ferry food tray Tuesday, the Mariners are reportedly still too nervous to hit publish on th...

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