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humor The Needling 2026-03-24

Vancouver, Wash. Quits Being American to Be Bored by Similar Neighbor

The city of Vancouver, Wash. is self-deporting to Vancouver, BC because it's tired of being confused and wants to be part of a better-constructed city with actual public transit.


After years of everyone being confused about why it was in the United States culminated in several ICE agents threatening them if they dared to stay in the United States, today the entire city of Vancouver, Wash. gladly and voluntarily self-deported to Vancouver, Canada. β€œHey, it was cool to be next to Portland for so [&#8230;] <p class="">After years of everyone being confused about why it was in the United States culminated in several ICE agents threatening them if they dared to stay in the Un...

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